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I'm going at 1 pm to fill out the paper work.

Posted - August 15, 2023
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  • 53503

      You’ll be a welcome addition to the big happy family at Randy D Randolph Industries International! Sign and initial each page, please, and don’t trouble yourself trying to read all that fine print on the Sandwich-Making Clause; it’s just routine legal mumbo jumbo.

      

      (I’m so happy, folks!)
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      August 15, 2023 8:53 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Routine? Apparently I'm not the first to fall for your good looks and great personality.  I'm willing to overlook your obsession with tildes, you are a lucky man indeed.  :  )
      August 15, 2023 9:32 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Oh, believe me, I turn out so many contract opportunities that I have the candidates who have already signed one convince new applicants to sign also!



      



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      August 15, 2023 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    So, I get this thick package of paper work to read and fill out all my information.  You also want my birth certificate, SS Card, My drivers License...are you sure you don't want my first born as well? lol
    Trust me I'll read every piece of paper including the fine print.  If I am agreeing to slave away in the kitchen to make you samiches 24/7, think again hot shot. The final insult; I can't just stop by and drop off the filled out papers, I have to make an appointment ahead of time...the horror of it all. 
      August 15, 2023 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Well, of course you want the appointment! That’s how your get yourself some private alone time with the CEO, Randolph D Randall!  


       ~


      August 15, 2023 9:45 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    It all sounded so innocent, I should have known.  
      August 16, 2023 5:12 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      (Sigh.)  I tried to give you a boost to the front of the queue, but if you’d rather join the walk-in list . . .



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      August 16, 2023 8:43 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    No, No, I want to be in first place. 
      August 16, 2023 5:06 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      (((((Shhhh; I am giving this to you in secret, and no one else has to know how you got it!)))))




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      August 16, 2023 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    The secret is ours.  :  )
      August 17, 2023 12:49 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    Are you sure that's enough time?

      August 15, 2023 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 13277

    paper work paperwork

    Randy is such a hound that he’s neglecting his grammar policing duties. Grrrrrr.

      August 17, 2023 1:19 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      “Grammar”? What is “grammar”? Ain’t nobody got no time for no danged grammar!




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      August 17, 2023 2:53 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Especially when they’re constantly chasing tail.
      August 17, 2023 5:20 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Prioridades, amigo mío, prioridades.
      ~

      August 17, 2023 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    What does Mrs Randolph think about all this?
      August 17, 2023 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      The online Randy D is a completely separate entity and completely separate identity from the real live _____ ______. 


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      August 17, 2023 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 13277
      August 17, 2023 7:58 PM MDT
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