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Hey, wait! Could this be the reason my “operatives” have informed me that you consulted with a shaman to learn how to make voodoo doll out of cardboard? How could you, Jane, how could you? Ouch! Ohh! Oww! Stop already! Yowzie, right in the cashews! Arrrrgh, that one really hurt! Grrrrrrrrr.
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Er, um, I think you may have boarded the wrong tour bus.
You didn’t notice the 17-hour Qantas flight, and then landing in Sydney, and then Slart’s driver picking you up to take you on the tour?
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