Ok then, I was wrong in my thinking...but not all the way only about 80%.

Dreamer, Jane and I are leaving for the Bahamas for a vacation...(not the real place, we don't want you stalking us.) We are now a RD recovery group, all are welcome, except you. 

  There are no such recovery groups! If there were, they’d have zero attendees! Women LOVE Randy D, women love Randy Candy! They absolutely adore me! Women don’t want to get over me, they want more of me!

 

(Wait, there really are no such groups, right? Grrrrrrrrr.)


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We are the first two members of our chapter.  Nationwide I can't tell you how many chapters there are, I lost count. 

Actually, there are not that many chapters anymore and membership is dropping. Recovery usually takes minutes and never more than hour. With the network we have, women are steering clear and so we aren't able to recruit new members. 

 

  See? I told her it’s not recovery.
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Well Jane, it looks like we are two lone voices in the wilderness. 

 

  It’s ok, you know I’ll give both of you another chance. You’re two of my favorites.

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Hummm, that would be a "No" for me. 

 

  Hold on, if that’s code for you wanting me all to yourself and pushing Jane out of the deal, so which one of us should break it to her? If you tell her, it might work out a lot better. If I tell her, it just spurns her jealousy.
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I think you are confusing me with one of your fans...from your invisible fan club. 

 

  Wait, when you stop and think about it, you and I have never even seen each other, so who’s talking about invisibility? Neither of us even knows if the other really exists!

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That's right, you could be AI disguised as a person, or so could I.  OR....we both could be AI talking to each other....in the Twilight zone. Wow, there's a story line in there..somewhere, I can think of two.


This post was edited by Art Lover at October 21, 2024 5:24 PM MDT

 

 Maybe you’re confusing them with chapters of my fan club. 
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Very doubtful since there is no proof any Randy D. fan club exists. 

 

  Randy D doesn’t even exist, so . . .

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BOO!! to you too.  lol