(I take cash.)
Not sure if this counts. But the last time I gave someone a gift it was the end of last month and it was $20. I gave it to my unofficial adopted son. I will be giving him $20 every mouth until I have giving him a $2.000 or I die because it is an unofficial Will thing.
I might be gypping my unofficial adopted son out because he has giving me a billion dollars worth of laughs. And he gave my wife 2 billion dollars worth of laughs (I think he liked her more than he did me).
In case anyone is wondering were they can get an unofficial adopted son you can find them in the bush. That’s were I got mine 20 years ago. I met him on a tree planting job. Cheers and happy weekend!