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Nanoose

Why does Trump wear orange makeup?

Because if he wore black, brown or red makeup he would loose the white supremacist vote. Cheers and happy weekend!

Posted - September 7
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  • 3714
    That's not makeup - it's what happens when you eat too many Cheetos.
      September 7, 2024 9:58 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    Be fair. He looks better with it.

      September 7, 2024 11:27 AM MDT
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  • 11109

    He certainly does need makeup but I would suggest a purple makeup. Because when you mix purple and white you get a mauve color which would go nicely with his extra long red tie. I was in the Kiss Army so I know these things. Cheers and happy weekend!

      September 7, 2024 1:08 PM MDT
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  • 3714
    The only way he would look better is if he had a bag over his head.
      September 8, 2024 9:06 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    Just his head?
      September 8, 2024 9:07 AM MDT
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  • 3714
    Well, that would require a body bag, so I guess I could go along with that.
      September 8, 2024 9:18 AM MDT
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  • 34280
    I don't think it is makeup.  I think it the self tanning lotion. And some stations play with their color tone to "enhance" the orange color. 
      September 7, 2024 1:16 PM MDT
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  • 117
    He's trying to appeal to the Oompa Loompa vote through looks, and KKK members through policies.
      September 7, 2024 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 16781
    Fake tan, and to cover up the liver spots. He's extremely vain.
      September 7, 2024 11:03 PM MDT
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  • 11109

    On another site someone asked the question - Why would anyone outside of a circus clown wear orange makeup?

    And I replied - Maybe he figures his butt doesn't look so big when he wears orange makeup and an extra long red tie.

    So that is my new answer here – Trump wears orange makeup because he figures his butt doesn't look so big when he wears orange makeup and an extra long red tie. Cheers! 


    This post was edited by Nanoose at September 9, 2024 12:37 PM MDT
      September 8, 2024 3:51 PM MDT
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