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Randy D

I just had an epiphany! What if I recruit women as ambassadors or concierges or tour guides to convince others to go into the sub-basement?

 

 

  “I can tell you're still not sure, Jane, and that's fine, we get that a lot with new girls. How about if I go down the stairs first and you just follow me? I can show you around to all the wonderful amenities, and you can meet some of the other ladies, those who aren’t busy on their shifts on the sandwich assembly line, that is. (Cough, cough.)”
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    8018
    Apparently you already have.
      September 23, 2024 10:05 AM MDT
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  • 53351

     

     Shall I have them give you a call to set up an appointment?

      


     

      The air fare to California is covered by Randolph Enterprises, of course. (But only a one-way ticket, of course. The budget is very tight, you see.) 
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      September 23, 2024 10:43 AM MDT
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  • 8018
    Nay, nay, I want someone who will give me peace, safety and warmth for the first time in my life.  Additionally not to have and man who has a harem stashed somewhere.  It sounds like you have other ideas.  Time for another restraining order.
      September 23, 2024 11:05 AM MDT
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