She’s meeting Randy D for the first time, so which of the following Internet searches did she save in her smartphone and is hiding from him?

A) What is the average response time for police calls to the local hotel district?

B) How to find evidence of his connection to unsolved axe-murders?

C) Tips for cleaning mustard stains from clothing, especially lingerie 

D) How to make off with a tilde collection without getting caught

E) The ABCs of English Grammar, or Don’t Make These Mistakes

F) Harem or Cult, there’s really not much difference

G) Turn That One-Night Stand Into Your Forever Man

H) You Too Can Avoid Becoming A Sandwich-Making Sex Slave

I) Stay Connected To The Detectives No Matter What: The One Place He’ll Never Think To Search For A Wire

J) He’s Just Paid Your Bail; What To Expect Next

K) Crab Lice and Bedbug Infestations at No-Tell Motels; Protect Yourself

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