A) What is the average response time for police calls to the local hotel district?
B) How to find evidence of his connection to unsolved axe-murders?
C) Tips for cleaning mustard stains from clothing, especially lingerie
D) How to make off with a tilde collection without getting caught
E) The ABCs of English Grammar, or Don’t Make These Mistakes
F) Harem or Cult, there’s really not much difference
G) Turn That One-Night Stand Into Your Forever Man
H) You Too Can Avoid Becoming A Sandwich-Making Sex Slave
I) Stay Connected To The Detectives No Matter What: The One Place He’ll Never Think To Search For A Wire
J) He’s Just Paid Your Bail; What To Expect Next
K) Crab Lice and Bedbug Infestations at No-Tell Motels; Protect Yourself
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Come on, mate, that’s ridiculous! She’s a nice woman from a good family, she wouldn’t do anything like that to me! Did you think she has Australian blood in her heritage, or that she’s the Minnesotan, or she gets counseled by HoneyDew? Grrrrrrrr.
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You admit it, you named one of your co-conspirators, you spilled the beans! I knew this was a big conspiracy, how many others are involved in it? You don’t have Shuhak and Spunky and Savvy and Danilo and Thrifty on your side, do you? You’re all against me! Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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Wow, it really is a conspiracy, it’s not just my paranoia at all!
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