I've coined the phrase "Trumpresidencyitis", so don't try to steal the credit for it!
"Trumpresidencyitis" is a social anxiety disorder prompted by the realization the Donald Trump actually won the election over Hillary Clinton.
Its symptoms are utter disbelief, extreme shock, endless crying jags, fits of anger, bouts of lashing out at others' property, fighting with police officers. Some college professors encourage the disorder by extending class credits to students who attend protest-related events and/or rallies. Due to the sudden onset of the disorder, and its currently unstudied aspects, little is known about long-term effects, but comparisons with similar maladies suggest worst-case scenarios which include but are not limited to complete dysfunction in everyday life activities, attempted suicides, and actual suicides may occur. Additionally, many sufferers have threatened to leave the United States permanently, but it appears to be idle spewing of pablum because they won't really find another country that will support their brattiness, nor will they be able to give up the comparative lavishness of the lifestyles to which they have grown accustomed.
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