I used to think I was until I matched up a couple that turned out to be horrible and dangerous for each other. So I figured I better get out of the cupid biz before I killed somebody.
But now I’m thinking I should get back in the cupid biz because a week or so ago I noticed a guy carving out knifes from hunks of wood and trying to sell them. So I started thinking he just might be the perfect match for Stabby Abby. Partly because they both like knifes and partly because they both like crafts. The guys hand crafted knifes weren't selling but I think if Abby used her craft skills to bedazzle them up they would sell like hot cakes and they would live happy ever after. Cheers!
Yeah it does seem like there could be flaws. I have talked a bit with the guy and he seemed nice. Tomorrow I’m going into town so I will keep an eye out for him and talk to him a little more.
In the mean time I’m working on poems to tease them with. Here is what I got so far.
Stabby Abby and Woody sitting in a tree –
S-H-A-R-P-E-N - - - ING.
First comes Utility then comes Cleaver - then comes Abby with a bedazzling beadier. Cheers!
This post was edited by Nanoose at January 28, 2025 11:09 AM MST