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What is an ointment or salve (real or imaginary) that might not be effective on Randy D, and why wouldn’t it work?

 


Posted - February 5
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  • 3105

     

    Vicks Vapor Rub, he might not like the smell, it's pretty strong. 

      February 5, 2025 9:39 PM MST
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  • 53607

     

      Er, um, I use that one daily as a cure for a condition after having read up on home remedies. Thanks, though!
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      February 5, 2025 10:18 PM MST
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  • 3105
    Ok then, how about glow in the dark hand cream?  hahahaha
      February 6, 2025 12:18 AM MST
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  • 53607

     

      Lol!
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      February 6, 2025 7:08 AM MST
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  • 11401
    Vanishing cream. Nothing makes him go away.
      February 6, 2025 9:52 AM MST
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  • 53607

     

      Why is this stuff so thick and gooey? And it stinks to high heaven! The prescription instructions seem strange too: apply liberally every two hours covering the entire surface of skin, and for good measure, take internally in copious quantities until the belly feels full.
      I’ve never heard of this physician before, Dr. Janesapolis, but she comes highly recommended. I’ll keep taking it, even though I have the sneaking suspicion that someone is just trying to get rid of me.  Hmmmm. As well-loved as I am, I can’t imagine it.


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    This post was edited by Randy D at February 9, 2025 4:33 AM MST
      February 7, 2025 7:31 AM MST
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  • 2232
    Because we're in hmmhmmh:) hell This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at February 6, 2025 10:19 AM MST
      February 6, 2025 10:19 AM MST
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