While fear-mongering about crime in Washington, D.C today, Trump told reporters - “You know, I’m going to see Putin. I’m going to Russia on Friday.”
Some people are saying that Trump actually thinks that Alaska is in Russia. But I figure nobody could be that stupid. I figure the real reason Trump said he will be going to Russia is because he already made a secret deal to sell Alaska to Russia - so he figures tecnically he will be in Russia on Friday. Cheers!
