Trump is now fundraising off his new found push to make it into Heaven.
Trump’s Super PAC fired off an email to supporters on Saturday morning with the opening line, “Friend, I want to try and get to Heaven.” And he added “So if you’re with me all the way to the end, join with MILLIONS of your fellow PATRIOTS by chipping in $15 to keep the wins rolling in,”
He also had a part about how God is on his side because he beat crooked Hilary in 2016.
I’m working on a song about it – here is what I got so far.
There’s a dictator that’s sure all his lies are pure gold and he is buying a stair way to Heaven. Cheers!
The Bible also say’s Thou shalt not cast stones. In his e-mail about trying to get into Heaven he cast a stone at Hillary by calling her crooked. Cheers!
I thought up another part of my song.
When he gets there - none of his appointed judges will he see - because they helped him build a stairway to Heaven.
The e-mail said – I defeated crooked Hillary in 2016 and God spared me from an assassination attempt – sure sounds like it was from Trump. The e-mail also said something about him being at the bottom of the Totem pole – which also sounds like Trump because he has the lowest approval rating polls of any president in US modern history. Cheers!
This post was edited by Nanoose at September 1, 2025 11:09 AM MDT