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Urban Spaceman

Do you keep rhinoceroses in the kitchen to baffle your neighbours?

Posted - September 4, 2025
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  • No, I keep neighbors in my kitchen to baffle my rhinoceroses.
      September 4, 2025 8:52 AM MDT
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  • 24477
    I lol-ed.  :)

    I edited to correct my messed-up first attempt at smiley.


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 14, 2026 3:35 PM MDT
      September 4, 2025 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 76
    Who is Benedict Arnold?
      June 1, 2026 5:06 AM MDT
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  • 24477
    Hi Urban Spaceman! 
    "Benedict Arnold" is the name given to those who leave the site and have their original names removed.
      June 1, 2026 6:01 AM MDT
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  • 76
    When I saw the comment "No, I keep neighbors in my kitchen to baffle my rhinoceroses" I thought it might be Andy B, it sounds like the sort of thing he used to post on Answerbag, but then I noticed he's missed the "u" out of the word "neighbours", which could be a typo but it's more likely to be an American. I don't suppose you noticed who it was, Welby?
      June 13, 2026 5:48 AM MDT
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  • 44849
    Nope...timberwolves

      September 5, 2025 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 24477
    "Hey!! Guy in the cartoon! Turn around quickly! There are cookies on the shelf right behind you --  offer them to the wolves!"
      June 1, 2026 6:02 AM MDT
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  • 3752
    No. They're too large and would not fit.
      December 17, 2025 2:50 PM MST
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  • 44849
    That's what she said.
      June 13, 2026 2:15 PM MDT
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  • 17350
    I thought they were unicorns.

    My granddaughter is into unicorns, my son should rename her Agnes.

      June 13, 2026 10:41 AM MDT
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