I, too, find myself as no god. And if my favorite cartoon character since I was a young boy, Daffy Duck, were with me in that "ducky water" -- Daffy would inspire me, I'm sure. :)
We are not gods. We are beings in a human body, that was specifically designed to function in this environment (earth). The ~60% water that makes up the human body isn't "ducky" (contaminated), rather it's used for lubricant (joints and such and nutrient transportation (e.g. blood). The functionality of the body is quite fantastic.