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An Australian and an American begin making out with each other but stop abruptly, saying:

 

  The Australian: “Ewwwww, you were eating peanut butter just before kissing me, how DARE you! Grrrrrr”.

    The American: “Ewwwww, well you were eating Vegemite just before kissing me, how dare YOU! Grrrrrrr.”

  Q: which one of them has committed a worse infraction than the other?*


*Hint: we have approximately one resident Australian around here (Slart), and it’s probably not a good idea to side with his biases. Grrrrrrr.
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Posted - March 29
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  • 3239
    Eating Vegemite is a travesty against humanity, he wins this one. 
      March 30, 2026 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 17335
    Some Australians do like PB, my granddaughter is one of those aberrant individuals. However, peanuts are allergenic while Vegemite is not. Do you want manslaughter by anaphylaxis on your rap sheet?
    Play safe. Stick to Vegemite.
      April 2, 2026 11:28 PM MDT
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  • 53880

     

      Pure subterfuge!
      I’m sure that Australians conspire to hide all the Vegemite-related medical conditions, injuries and deaths. Just because it’s downplayed doesn’t mean it’s not happening.
      I’ll keep my tinfoil hat on at all times to keep the Down Under spy network from reading my thoughts for ways of sneaking a sleeper agent into my Harem. 

      Grrrrr.


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      April 3, 2026 8:39 AM MDT
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