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What are some simple steps you think delivery companies could take to help cut down on porch piracy?

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Posted - Mon at 9:55 AM

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  • 17391
    Warn the householder, and booby trap parcels. Glitter bombs and such.
      October 26, 2026 9:05 PM MDT
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  • 11015
    Stop delivering porches.  If they aren't delivered, they can't be pirated. (argh!)
      October 27, 2026 9:39 AM MDT
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  • 54087

     

      Grrrrrrrrr.

      

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      October 27, 2026 7:40 PM MDT
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  • 11015
    What?  no IKEA porches??
      October 28, 2026 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 54087

     

      You’re the one who sold my garage right out from under me when I agreed to join the block-wide Garage Sale, aren’t you? Grrrr. 



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      October 28, 2026 9:33 AM MDT
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  • 11015
    It's right in the words - "Garage Sale".  I simply saw an opportunity and took it. (do you know how many yards I've sold??)
      October 28, 2026 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 54087

     

      I’m going to hold a drive-through Fire Sale, I sincerely hope you’ll be my first and last paying customer.

     


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      October 28, 2026 12:33 PM MDT
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  • 11015
    Selling fire in California .... Hmmmm....... You know, I just might be able to do it (marketing is the key).
      October 28, 2026 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 403
    In my area, we shoot them. 

      October 28, 2026 5:30 PM MDT
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