Thanks. I must admit others' entries were funnier than mine.
But I tend to read obscure non-fiction books about the nature of human consciousness and quantum weirdness. They don't always have the most Trump-libs-friendly titles...;-D....
When even Old School sounds tepid, we know this is a lame idea.
Nah. Sorry OS. Not working for me.
Maybe revising the 10 commandments would work since he thinks he is God.
The 10 Commandments, According to Donald Trump
1.You shall worship no-one but me because I am wonderful . . . incredible . . . believe me, I am amazing. 2.All idols must show just how amazingly large my testicles are. Amazingly large. 3.You shall mention my name as often as possible. 4.Forget the Sabbath. Only lazy people need rest. 5.Honor your father for the small loan that allowed you to start your business. Your mother was a real dog. 6.You shall not murder, unless you are murdering Muslims or ugly women. 7.You shall not commit adultery with pigs, slobs, or disgusting women, especially when they are bleeding from their whatevers. 8.You shall only steal from honest, hardworking carpenters and laborers. 9.You shall not miss an opportunity to bear false witness against your neighbor, especially if your neighbor is Mexican. Or a Syrian refugee. 10.You shall covet everything because there is a gaping void in your chest where your humanity once was.
This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 17, 2016 2:16 PM MST
Just forget it. You opened up a can of whoop ass and I am not ever going to let it lie on any ground. You should have learned that in year one with me.
I have a better game. To remind you what you did to me and never stop. That is my game. The fun part will be to see if I can do it without breaking any rules.
I have total confidence in myself. Not laying down ever.
I think I am way better at this part than you are. Wanna play this game with me? I am going to win. That is my first challenge to you. I will win. You don't know how to play even.
This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 17, 2016 1:46 PM MST
I will put them next to the Chef Boy R D raviolis if you ever do drop by! I promise you only get the raviolis not These cans. These cans are dangerous. I know how to throw them. I know when to throw them. And I am GONNA throw them.
Please hold your breath though because the trick is not to tell anyone. I learned this from The Donald, It is a "secret" you see.
If I told you then you would know. What a genius that man is.
@Sharonna -- I was thinking of something along the lines of James Posey Anonyous, the support group for Fantasy NBA players (such as myself) who kept picking up NBA mediocrity (now retired) James Posey in the hopes he would help our fantasy teams....;-D...
1) We admit we are powerless over the temptation to put James Posey on our fantasy rosters, that our rosters have become unmanageable.
2) We have come to believe that a Power greater than ourselves can restore us to Fantasy NBA sanity.
3) We have decided to turn our roster and our starting lineup over to the care of the Higher Power, as we seem unable to improve it ourselves.
4) We will make a searching and fearless inventory of our rosters and the available talent in the free-agent pool.
5) We admit to the Higher Power, ourselves, and our fellow Fantasy hoopsters the exact nature of how wrong it is to have James Posey on one's roster. 6) We are entirely ready to have the Higher Power remove all these defective, inconsistent, tantalizing-but-ultimately-disappointing players (such as James Posey) from our rosters.
7) We humbly ask the Higher Power to remove our shortcomings as they pertain to our inability to select decent players.
8) We will make a list of all the players we have slighted by wasting a roster spot on James Posey, and we are willing to make amends (but Posey got 18 points and 9 boards against Mephis the other night....)
9) We will make direct amends to such players whenever possible, except when our starting center goes on the Injured List (and James Posey is the leading rebounder available...)
10) We will continue to take inventory of our rosters and when we are wrong accept responsibility for our dismal place in the standings (but how was I supposed to know that Lamar Odom was a pot-head?..)
11) We will seek through prayer and meditation to improve our concious contact with the concept that 20 points/10 boards (a regular night's work for Elton Brand) is not the same as 20 points/10 boards (best game of the year by far for James Posey)
12) Having acheived a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we will carry the message to other James Posey addicts and practice these principles in all of our Fantasy NBA affairs (unless we can sucker the new guy into giving us Ben Wallace for James Posey and a throw-in...)
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