This is not a question, but rather an answer to a question that everybody has been asking. It saddens me to tell you that the rumors are indeed true, as I myself was standing no more than 10 feet away when she met her unfortunate demise.
I don't seem to recall hiring a maid to clean up after me? Hey, I was just answering the question that was on every bodies mind about the wicked witch.
Thriftymaid 