Can you name some reason why Jesus might come to you to get you when you do something bad?

Noop. Wait a minute, we are talking about that dead man they talk about in a book called the bible, right? That will be noop. Any living Jesus I'm not aware about, I wouldn't know.

Yeah Jesus told me Satan wants me so bad that he is willing to release 2 sinners from hell in exchange for me. Should I go trusting Him to come and rescue me after being tormented for awhile?

When you do something bad, Jesus disappears.     You cannot see Him.  Or you wouldn't think of doing anything bad.

Jesus who ?  There are many guys with that first name.

jesus gonna get you

yeah he gonna get you

nah Jesus come and get his people when they do something bad

you know...jesus

Jesus who?

Because he loves me and is forgiving towards me beyond anything any human could ever be... He forgives me because i believe and trust Him.. 

The why you do that one bad thing?

Because i am a faulty human being and from time to time i will do bad things.. Either by failing to do the right thing.. Or by the desires i have leading me into doing something immoral or simply pride getting to me and causing me to hit out at another human being.. We huamns do not have 100% self control.. we wish we where batter beings and we can have very high idealistic imaginations on how great we should be able to be.. But while the desire can be there within us to be the great people we imagine and want to be in real life we end up being and doing the nasty things we regret doing ... It's the human tragic condition.. The think of great things but never being able to achieve what we think..

God understands us more then we do.. And He has made a way for us to be justifiably forgiven and saved.. And that Way is via being forgiven and saved through the atonement of the Messiah Jesus..

Rodriguez ?