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Can I borrow your spade shovel and quicklime kit?

What? I'm doing some gardening... 

Posted - December 3, 2016
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  • No problem.  Just replace any over-sized zip ties you use.
    Image result for Shovel and bag of lime
      December 3, 2016 7:49 PM MST
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  • 53509
    List of items Just Asking has borrowed from neighbors (to keep from purchasing them herself and drawing law enforcement attention):

    1.  Four rolls of heavy-duty duct tape.

    2.  Dark sunglasses.

    3.  Map of the outskirts of the county.

    4.  Various types and lengths of rope.

    5.  A sailor's booklet on knot-tying techniques.

    6.  A blonde wig.  (As if.)

    7.  Thick rubber gloves.

    8.  Large plastic tarps.


    Don't fall for any of this, folks.  Gardening my eye!


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      December 3, 2016 8:36 PM MST
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  • She's supposedly "cleaning" Livvies wood chipper for you too.  O_o
      December 3, 2016 8:37 PM MST
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  • 53509
    She'll turn it over to the cops, I know she will. That's why I made sure to wear my Just Asking disguise when I borrowed it from Livvie. I'm safe. Shhhhhhhh. 



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      December 4, 2016 4:44 AM MST
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  • I don't care how difficult the kids are to buy for .... This is not the answer
      December 3, 2016 9:06 PM MST
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  • 17261
    B-but why. I promised you to be a good girl. 

      December 4, 2016 2:07 AM MST
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  • 53509
    (You wouldn't know how to be good even if it were your last name. Now get back to tightening those restraints and this time I want you to wet the cat-o-nine tails with hot oil before you use them.)
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      December 4, 2016 4:47 AM MST
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  • 17261
      December 4, 2016 5:31 AM MST
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  • 53509
    So cute!
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      December 4, 2016 7:46 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Telling you, I'm a good girl... even when not... mhmm.
      December 4, 2016 8:00 AM MST
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