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5 A Day. What is your five a day?



Mine is five questions at aM: http://answermug.com/group/i-want-to-see-question-diversity-on-am

Posted - December 20, 2016

Responses


  • Cigarettes, coffee, beer, peanut butter, toothpaste ..
      December 20, 2016 7:24 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Lolz. Love it Lucia. Although I'd stay away from at least two of them. ;-)
      December 20, 2016 7:32 AM MST
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  • What? I value my teeth and don't dis' the peanut butter, tyvm.
      December 20, 2016 7:39 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. Toothpaste won't be one of them, it will be in the other end. Lolz. ;-)
      December 20, 2016 7:41 AM MST
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  • A girl after my own heart.
      December 20, 2016 7:43 AM MST
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  • 34253
    Potatoes, corn, peanut butter, coconut oil,.....sweet tea, 
      December 20, 2016 7:32 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I would stay away from the peanut butter, I am weird about that one but never really felt the appeal of having that. Thank you m2c.
      December 20, 2016 7:38 AM MST
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  • 34253
    Gotta have Peter Pan creamy Honey Roasted
    With jelly.... almost all my glasses are jelly jars. We get the one with the handle. Lol
      December 20, 2016 7:49 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Sweet. Guess I am missing out on something but what we don't know about, right?
      December 20, 2016 7:51 AM MST
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  • 34253
    Not all peanut butter is the made the same. 
    Some households snack on chips and snack cakes, we snack on dry cereal, peanut butter and jelly, and popcorn.  
      December 20, 2016 8:01 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Hmm. I see. :-)
      December 20, 2016 8:03 AM MST
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  • 46117
    1.  Heliotropes
    2.  Mangoes
    3.  Sun visor
    4.  boots with tassles
    5.  A copy of Mien Kampf
      December 20, 2016 7:32 AM MST
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  • 17261
    It's 'Mein'. Sad one to travel along with as one of the essential five of a day. Each to their own.
      December 20, 2016 7:40 AM MST
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  • 46117
    This is my answer.  I cannot live without these five.

    This answer is Mein. 

    (thanks Saph)
      December 20, 2016 7:42 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Did I say any other? You do as you pleases, show yourself in any way you want. I won't pick up a fight with you even if that's what you're looking for. I wish you a great day. 
      December 20, 2016 7:43 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Why would this be construed as picking a fight?  Where is there a fight in site? Can you not take a JOKE? 

    I obviously confuse you.  You cannot take a joke.  All answers have to be tailored to your preference. 

    I like answer diversity. 
      December 20, 2016 7:45 AM MST
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  • 34253
    Glad you're not a Trump supporter....we never hear the end of it. 
      December 20, 2016 8:02 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Why are you sticking your 2cents in here?   What has this to do with you?   I mean, I know you are not happy with my Trump diatribes, but this person, Sapphic and I are not discussing anything that I am upset about.  She is misunderstanding me and thinking she is annoying me.   She is not annoying me.

    Why you have to interject with this and muddy up the issue here is not helping.    If you want to gang up on me, My 2, that is not the way of the MOD.

    I mean if I WERE A MOD and you behaved like this, I might be tempted to call you out on trying to start an arugment.  Maybe even attacking me.  But I am not that petty.

    Please make sure you address me.   Do not talk about me in the 3rd person and attack me.  I don't like that.  It is not like you to do this.  This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 20, 2016 10:57 AM MST
      December 20, 2016 10:55 AM MST
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  • 17261
    That comment has been there for longer Sharonna, and longer than the cannabis part of the threads here. I tried explaining you that annoying was likely not the word i was looking for when writing my comment/questions for your comment on that part. 

    I take m2c's comment for you here as humorous as your initial reply. She is playing along on your "joke" so to speak. One could say, you get what you ask for. 
      December 20, 2016 11:00 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Sigh.

    No kidding.

    Etiquette requires I thank you for stating the obvious. 

    Thank you ever so for explaining and trying to fix what does not need fixing. 
      December 20, 2016 11:04 AM MST
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  • 17261
    What are you complaining? Someone took you up on your joke. You should be happy. 
      December 20, 2016 11:27 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Again.  WHERE am I complaining?    I am happy.  I am very happy. 
      December 20, 2016 11:59 AM MST
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  • 34253
    I actually meant it as a joke. Knowing you hate Trump and how other have used the Hitler thing against Trump.
    But if you feel I have somehow violated the TOS...feel free to use the report button. I am not above the rules here. 
      December 20, 2016 11:23 AM MST
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  • 46117
    That was a JOKE?   Try this.  Next time you make a joke, try this helpful addition.  LOL.  Then I know you are kidding.

    It was not anything that needed to be reported.  I can HANDLE YOU WITHOUT ANY HELP AT ALL.  Can't I?

    (joke)  LOL
      December 20, 2016 11:29 AM MST
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