5 A Day. What is your five a day?

Look up your own joke, your initial reply on my question, you claimed that was a joke too. I see no 'lol' there, and you told me it was a great joke. Amazing. Tsk tsk.

Well now that I know you get only certain kinds of humor and need help with explaining why something is funny, I certainly will.  I thought you had a tad more sophistication.   I am wrong twice now. 

LOL 

Nah, I understand jokes, even when poorly attempted and executed. Doesnt mean I have to laugh myself to death. I do also recognise others meeting such kind of humour on the same level it was presented. Seems you need some more studying in personal behaviour and reaction patterns. After all it was you not recognising the humour in a reply that met yours. 

V8 as an engine or a drink? I have never tasted the drink but have tried the engine a few times. Woah. I'll leave the smokes and whiskey for you and others. ;-)

Both really.  I meant the juice though.   I love it.

We don't have that brand and I won't know if I like it or not. ;-)

That's a shame.  It's good stuff.

Just means I will have to satisfy myself with other kinds of Good Stuff. Lol. ;-)

milk?

Oh. Here we go again...

From my childhood I recall Milk and Honey...

Let me interject ....
"V-8" is suppose to be a blend of eight vegetable juices.

Oh. That will be three too much. But I recall to have read it was a concept of at least 5 a day. Mhmm.

Or you could just drink part of the can's contents?

Hmm. I'm not a quitter, but yes... that's a solution too. Lol. :-)

Spicy is good for bloody marys. With a pickle and 2 olives,does that make it a V10?
Of course, 'round these parts, people take the bloody to new heights:

Oh my. I'll take that thing on the left and the glass of beer. Is that okay?

I'll order 2.

We can always share. :-P This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 20, 2016 10:29 AM MST

Looks like a V-10 to me!
(WATER AND CONCENTRATED JUICES OF TOMATOES, CARROTS, CELERY, BEETS, PARSLEY, LETTUCE, WATERCRESS, SPINACH)