Men...what do you do when your S/O makes you a sandwich and forgets the mustard?

Throw it at her and lock her in the penalty closet.

Nah, my life is an endless sequence of such disappointments, from grandmothers who keept believing I liked pickled cucumbers as much as I did when I was 6 to now an old mother who think everyone love smoked salmon (because it is so easy to chew). I have learned to suffer in silence.

Same as we women do when our S/O forgets to spread butter to the edges of the bread.. tell him he's rubbish and send him to cooking classes

I just thank her for remembering that I hate all condiments.

Put mustard on it, what else?

just get some mustard, i wouldnt make a big deal over it since he didnt have to get you the sandwich at all

i would still eat it but maybe not enjoy it as much.. considering that mustered is one of the few condiments that i like..