Discussion»Questions»Life and Society» Where do you think would be the worst place to be or situation to be when you have a sudden urgent need to urinate?
The front row of a large rock concert. You're pretty much screwed. I once had pee through the cattle gates in front of the stage at a Furthur show because I had no choice.
Having to go in the middle of really bad traffic on the freeway is pretty awful. That happened to me once. I was holding it to the point where it was quite painful.
As a scientist for the National Science Foundation at Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station this question is at the forefront of my mind. Just kidding, I'm not a scientist. And I'm not at the South Pole. Still, this seems like a place I would not want to expose my franks or beans.
My drunken buddy was 'watering' a large potted plant one time in a public place and someone came along and grabbed his penis and pointed it away from the plant. You wouldn't want that would you?