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You have a bunch of guys over to watch the big game and your S/O doesn't buy enough sandwich fixins and beer.

What do you tell her?

Posted - December 31, 2016
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  • 5808
    what else?
    You're fired...LOL This post was edited by Baba at December 31, 2016 12:05 PM MST
      December 31, 2016 11:40 AM MST
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  • Don't be silly.. we ALL know it's men's job to do the grocery shopping.. oh and to make the sandwiches... Few men treat their wives like domestic slaves these days.. well not if they want a healthy sex life and a happy wife.
      December 31, 2016 11:57 AM MST
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  • 53509
    You just need instruction and practice:




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      December 31, 2016 12:06 PM MST
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  • You just need some imagination my friend, if you think the best use for a woman who looks like that is making sandwiches :P
      December 31, 2016 12:07 PM MST
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  • 53509
    Who said anything about best use?  Oh, you did!  Well, those aren't my words, not my sentiment, not my perspective. 

    I think a ham and cheese on dark rye should suffice as your penance for putting words in my mouth. Don't cut off the crusts, please. 

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      December 31, 2016 6:49 PM MST
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  • 53509
    Words are unnecessary:




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      December 31, 2016 12:07 PM MST
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  • Lucky her now she's free to find a real man.
      December 31, 2016 12:08 PM MST
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  • 53509
    He'll want her to make sandwiches too, just like me.  Perhaps he won't be as exacting and will allow her to slack off. 
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      December 31, 2016 6:51 PM MST
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  • 22891
    you ask her in a nice way to go buy some stuff
      December 31, 2016 4:38 PM MST
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