OMG! Sooo much better! The meat is so tender, just falls off the bone perfectly but still leaves enough for yummy turkey soup.
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch 