I looked up Napa State Hospital. It is an asylum for the mentally deranged.
Trashy clothing have been a fad for a while now, so you would need to find something overboard to get yourself committed there (eg: black trashbags with strategic holes cut in them). I would not recommend it though.
But at least you would get fired, if that is what you want.
Oh, when I said "trashy", I was thinking more along the lines of slutty clothing. She would have to be out of touch with reality to present herself in this manner, especially in a professional hospital setting. She'd be in the right place to have her head examined.
PS - Admit not commit
This post was edited by ProblemCh1ld at January 2, 2017 4:44 PM MST
Oh I know. I'm fully aware patients are prisoners of sorts. I said it the way I did for a reason.
Which reminds me of the song years ago that some radio stations banned because they thought it was making fun of the mentally ill. It was called "They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha Haa". An unusual song but, oddly enough, people liked it and thought it was funny. It hit the top 100, but not for long.