Okay... real real talk...how you going to go to the beach then drive up to the booth and ask the variation of "where am I?" "What is there to do here?"

Are you in Phoenix?  It is a mirage and you are getting skin cancer.

Lmao!

Top Ten Stupid Things People Say At GrillCheese's Booth:

10. Where's the best place to walk along the shore without getting sand all over my feet and tracking it back to the car?

9. Does the fee mean it's free to park here?

8. Can't I just pay when I leave instead of when I enter?

7. Where I come from there's no charge to use the beach parking lot, so I should be able to get in here for free.

6. Are the any indoor areas out here?

5. If I get diagnosed with skin cancer, can I file a lawsuit?

4. How can you hear me scream for help from the water if you're busy taking money here, and why is your lifeguard station out here in the parking lot?

3. Is this little building your house?

2. Do YOU have to pay to come here?

1. Are you GrilledCheeseGirl from AnswerMug?

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i wouldnt ask those questions