I have been perfecting balancing various fruits on my head for some time now, then proceed to walk poised and precise around the living room. I raise an eyebrow in recognition of my triumph while the dogs look on, pretty impressedly I have to say.
This I will do. A pineapple, eh. I'll tell you what, it was the lemon that caused me the most frustation. I thought you might have suggested a water melon. You will see, my man.
I thought about the watermelon, but I figure you'd be smart enough to predict that I would, which you were. so picked pineapple. I would have never, in a quarter of a million years, guessed this. Very good! )
Benedict Arnold 