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Woah, ISIS has invade the USA. As you prepare for to defend yourself, you grab the object immediatly to your left. What is the object?

Posted - January 6, 2017

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  • Crap ! My mouse and a can of compressed air! I'm dead! LOL
      January 6, 2017 9:47 AM MST
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  • I'm left handed. LOL
      January 6, 2017 9:51 AM MST
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  • Well, you could use the cord of the mouse and go all Jason Bourne on him, lol!
      January 6, 2017 9:57 AM MST
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  • 7939
    My phone. 
    Hmm... It has an air horn app. If it was night, maybe the flash would blind them. I guess there's always Netflix. Maybe I could convince them to chill out and watch a movie with some popcorn. Or keep them busy for hours on end with "The Moron Test" app? Challenge them to a game of Words with Friends? Ooh... I have Happify too. It's an app with daily activities designed to boost your overall happiness. Surely that could be of benefit...
      January 6, 2017 9:50 AM MST
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  • Hmm, Netflix and chill with the enemy. I like it, lol!
      January 6, 2017 9:57 AM MST
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  • Play a video for them! 
      January 6, 2017 10:00 AM MST
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  • I have multiple computers, so I guess I'm grabbing that. I can always hit someone over the head with it (I guess).
      January 6, 2017 10:06 AM MST
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  • 1523
    A pole lamp.
      January 6, 2017 12:38 PM MST
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  • It's a joint.  Good job I don't live in the US.  
      January 6, 2017 12:43 PM MST
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  • 22891
    i dont have anything to my left
      January 6, 2017 1:43 PM MST
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  • 10993
    Hand lotion. That should soften them up!
      January 6, 2017 2:15 PM MST
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