If I have been informed correctly, you are here to file a complaint. What is the nature of the problem, please? ~

Get a massage late in the evening and then drink warm milk just before going to bed.
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The first idea sounds lovely. Milk, especially warm, is just YUCK! Thanks, though.

Whew!  There's no more room in your file anyway, Complainer.  It's so big that we had to store it in its own office on the second floor.   Next!


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How much have you been stalking me? Oh my. *runs* *now you see why I cannot file any complaint about you to you. Oomph.

Stalking you?  Stalking you?  Me?  Stalking YOU?  Lady, those are all the complaints you have filed over the past six months!  Buy a cat or a TV or get yourself an extra girlfriend or three, do anything, but just stop coming around the office and filing these crazy complaints!

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I don't even know the address. Your attitude won't convince any, mister! Stop stalking me!

(Where's that industrial-strength shredder?)

Grrrrrrr.
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Paper only, right? It's better for recycling!

Lotteries are like casinos; the only way to win at them is to be the owner, not the player.  Be well.
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LOL ... thanks.  I could consider being a casino owner if only I could win enough money in a lottery to buy one.

LOL!




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