I care about a whole lot of things, as I'm a very compassionate person. Though I detest humans, in general, I even care about YOU, my friend. I bond with people very easily. I do actually care, to some degree, for everyone here, but you're one that is more up there, being my friend. :)
There's a fable about Salvador Dali having a serious eye disease. His ophthalmolgist performed surgery on it and Dali was so grateful that he painted a picture of the doctor in a whopping great eye and presented it to him.
The doctor looked at it, a bit bemused, and said, "Thank God I'm not a proctologist."