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Are you still using that lame excuse? ~

Posted - January 14, 2017

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  • But of course! The dog did it....yeah the dog!
      January 14, 2017 6:00 AM MST
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  • Always blame the dog ! LOL
      January 14, 2017 6:01 AM MST
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  • Especially for the "bad breath ducks"
      January 14, 2017 6:04 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oomph. It's not an excuse but truth. I don't like men that way, Randy. I love my own sex, it's as simple as that. :-)
      January 14, 2017 6:07 AM MST
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  • 10993
    But I really DO have a headache.
      January 14, 2017 6:47 AM MST
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  • 53502
    That's fine; I'm focusing on the general area located approximately 2 1/2 feet below your head. 

    ~
      January 14, 2017 1:00 PM MST
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  • Twas in the Garden of Eden and God called Adam aside for a man-to-man talk. "Look, Adam," he said. "You've bee loafing long enough. It's time you start to procreate." 
    "What's that, Lord?" 
    "I've given you all the instincts you need. Just take Eve by the hand, lead her top that clump of bushes over there, and you'll work it out." 
    Well there was plenty of activity in the bushes but after a while Adam stuck out his head and said, "Lord, I've got a question." 
    God shook his anthropomorphic head sadly and said, "Yes, Adam. What do you want to ask?" 
    "Lord, what's a headache?" 
      January 14, 2017 1:06 PM MST
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  • 53502
    So that's when it all started!  Eve, you've got some explaining to do!

    :(
      January 14, 2017 3:52 PM MST
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  • I taught creative writing for a group of seniors for a few years and although there was a strong social aspect, most actually came there to write and maybe even learn. 

    But ONE guy was there to socialise and week after week he'd come up with a different excuse for why he hadn't done his exercise. He may have been a mediocre writer but, boy! was he ever creative.
      January 14, 2017 12:48 PM MST
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  • 22891
    yes, all the time, hope you dont have a problem with it
      January 16, 2017 4:59 PM MST
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