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What, if any, are the rules for anyone who dances with you? ~


Posted - January 14, 2017
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  • Hold me close and keep off my feet.

    I was once roped in to help organise a weekend function at which two women from New Caledonia attended. They decided to stay one more night and I was asked to collect the additional room rent from them. 

    They were dancing when I found them and one of the women, knowing why I was there, held out her hand and drew me onto the floor. I've danced with a lot of women but never anybody like this. She was so light on her feet it was like dancing with a mirage. 

    After a while she said, "How much extra do I owe you?" 

    And I said, "It was $50 when we started to dance but it's getting less al the time." This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 14, 2017 9:30 PM MST
      January 14, 2017 7:39 PM MST
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  • 1/.  Learn by your mistakes.

    This is in no way meant to infer that I am competent.  I am not and their first mistake was thinking I could dance.
      January 14, 2017 7:51 PM MST
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  • - Have to be very very good looking, but not better looking than me.

    -Can't do weird things with their hands.

    -Can't make weird face.

    -Can't mouth words to song or sing ( that's annoying as' )

    -Should probably own a boat.

    That's all.
      January 14, 2017 8:14 PM MST
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  • 17260
    Dang. No boat. I get seasick very easily. *pouts*
      January 15, 2017 2:38 AM MST
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  • Some rules can be broken :) okay, NO BOAT! :)
      January 15, 2017 10:05 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Yay! I promise no words while dancing, any other than body talk. Ahem.

      January 15, 2017 10:13 AM MST
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  • Yay! Good deal:) lambada? 

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iyLdoQGBchQ
      January 15, 2017 10:17 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Yasssssssss! And any other dance, I'm your girl. Yeeeeee!
      January 15, 2017 10:27 AM MST
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  • Yay!!! Good girl :)
      January 15, 2017 10:28 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Yay!!! I'm a good girl!!! 

    I keep telling, why are there so few who believes me?
      January 15, 2017 10:30 AM MST
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  • Cos " when you're  good youre very very good but when you're bad you're better" ? :)
      January 15, 2017 10:33 AM MST
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  • 17260
    B-but... I'm good, even when I'm bad..?!
      January 15, 2017 10:34 AM MST
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  • well I got a boat and don't mouth/sing song lyrics( I find that annoying too.   The only weird things I do with my hands are things you might like.

    How's that? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 15, 2017 10:21 AM MST
      January 15, 2017 10:17 AM MST
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  • you have a boat? Now  I don't know what to do .... Maybe 3 of us could work something out ;) island dance party!!! Bring your hands :)
      January 15, 2017 10:23 AM MST
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  • Yes.  I posted pics from it on here over the summer.

    As for what to do.   Scroll down  and look at my first thread reply. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 15, 2017 10:28 AM MST
      January 15, 2017 10:25 AM MST
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  • then you're  only a boat ride away :p
      January 15, 2017 10:30 AM MST
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  • :D
      January 15, 2017 10:33 AM MST
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  • Put head on my shoulder.  Whisper in my ear,  baby
      January 14, 2017 8:22 PM MST
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  • 17260
    Oh. Wasn't it Uncle? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 15, 2017 8:28 AM MST
      January 15, 2017 2:38 AM MST
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  • I owe you some candy.
      January 15, 2017 10:19 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Yay!
      January 15, 2017 10:27 AM MST
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  • You need to start acting up again.   Your chair is getting lonely lately.
      January 15, 2017 10:29 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Oh. But I'm a good girl, Uncle. *blushes*
      January 15, 2017 10:31 AM MST
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  •   January 15, 2017 10:36 AM MST
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