I can't say I'm an expert but I can churn out a meal,fast and with basic items, I can compose poetry for my near and dear ones....umm well....nothing much really....but I'm sure I can't be a bore even if I wanted to;))
In the being a bore, im sure I can beat you. And I can do it without much effort actually. In the meal preparation, Hm, that's actually alright. But give me a pack of dried Maruchan noodles, two AA batteries, a paper clip, and a couple of jelly beans, and I could come up with something. Now, the poetry, THAT, I would like to see. Do you have any we can read??????
I am not an expert at anything but I have been studying all of the sciences for 55 years and have come to know many things that most haven't. I used to tell my students (jokingly) that I have forgotten more science than all of the other teachers will ever know.