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Benedict Arnold

Should Millenial women be hired to make sandwiches (funded by fire dept. boot drives) to feed the construction crews building Trump's wall?

Posted - January 18, 2017
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  • 22891
    sure, if they need jobs
      January 18, 2017 9:38 AM MST
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  • 6124
    No.  Mexicans should be hired to do it, then don't pay them for it.

    That's the way Trump will get Mexico to pay for the wall. This post was edited by Harry at January 18, 2017 10:31 AM MST
      January 18, 2017 9:53 AM MST
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  • 44620
    Will there be a door for them to return to Mexico when their 12 hour shift is over.
      January 18, 2017 10:33 AM MST
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  • 6124
    Nah.  No doors.  How the heck are we supposed to keep 'em out permanently?

    We'll keep 'em here until the wall is built.  They will be kept in makeshift housing that is uncomfortable as hell, so they don't get any smart ideas about trying to hop aboard the good ol' life we all luxuriate in here.  Then when the wall is complete, we'll ship them to down to Corpus Christi, Texas. At that time, we will put 'em all on a boat with very tall metal side panels that they can't reach or see past -- no slatted guard rails -- we don't want to encourage sightseeing.  They will only be allowed to see the sky along with the gulls swirling around above their heads as those birds poop on the poop deck. The boat's deck will leave the people with barely enough room to turn around so they don't get any fancy ideas about climbing THAT wall & jumping overboard (shackling has been suggested. It is under discussion & advisement at this time). The boat will then set sail all the way down to Coatzacoalcos to make it harder for them to find their way back to the USA, not to mention their original homes. That is when they are in for the really big surprise... the boat will be ingeniously outfitted with a special contraption. With just a pull of a lever, one end of the steel "guardrail" wall will retract into the cargo area while simultaneously turning the deck into an efficient ejection ramp, rising up on a 90 degree angle and dumping their sorry Mexican tushies into the harbor.  Once they are all in the harbor, Captain Don (no not our esteemed Presidente but a reasonable facsimile)  will then push the lever back into place and sail back to the land of the free.  This will be only one of the many ways our fearless leader will make our country great again! 
      January 18, 2017 11:34 AM MST
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  • 10052
    No, it should be men. Women are going on sandwich strike starting this Friday. Men making their own damned sandwiches until Trump is removed from office! 

    I might forward this idea to someone who can promote it properly. You know it would work! ;)
      January 18, 2017 11:02 AM MST
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  • 496
    I think if they are capable of making a wall, they are capable of making a sandwich.
      January 18, 2017 11:06 AM MST
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