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Benedict Arnold

What did I just tell you, hmm?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - January 19, 2017
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  • 2465
    Ummm, that you want to have my love child?    
      January 19, 2017 3:28 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Negative. I got the kids I am supposed to have... 


      January 19, 2017 3:36 AM MST
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  • 2465
    Oh sorry, I just impregnated you. 
      January 19, 2017 6:39 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Negative.
      January 19, 2017 7:09 AM MST
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  • 2465
    Ok, fine. I just aborted it. 
      January 20, 2017 4:43 AM MST
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  • 17261
    You aborted? I cannot impregnate you, I'm not that skilled. ;-)
      January 20, 2017 5:30 AM MST
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  • 2465
    No, no, no. You've forgotten again. I said "I impregnated YOU". 

    Actually, i don't have THAT skill either. 

    :P
      January 20, 2017 5:49 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I noticed first place, but then you said you aborted it, and I know for certain I had no recent abortion. Oh, neither of have the skills, now who got pregnant then? Hmm. I'm confused now.
      January 20, 2017 5:59 AM MST
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  • 2465
    I'm confused here. Didn't you JUST ask US what YOU said (because apparently you must have forgotten). Then when we TELL you what you said, deny it. Why did you even bother asking us in the first place, if all you were going to do is deny saying it?  Makes no sense.   
      January 20, 2017 4:57 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I haven't forgotten anything. I rarely do. However, it appears others have, and now I'm checking who got the message the first time, and who still remembers it. Hmm.
      January 20, 2017 5:37 AM MST
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  • 2465
    I didn't forget. That's why I took the time to remind you.   :)
      January 20, 2017 5:45 AM MST
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  • 17261
    You must confuse me with someone else. Happens all the time. I'm not sure why.
      January 20, 2017 5:47 AM MST
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  • 2465
    It took long enough, but I'm glad I finally got you up to speed. 
      January 20, 2017 5:57 AM MST
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  • Oh sorry I was too busy looking at your breasts.  What did you say?
      January 19, 2017 3:37 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Focus!

      January 19, 2017 3:40 AM MST
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  • Oh sorry.   Ham and turkey club.  No tomato, light mayo, and swiss.   Be a peach and slap it on some rye for me shug.

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 19, 2017 6:04 AM MST

      January 19, 2017 5:30 AM MST
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  • 17261
      January 19, 2017 5:36 AM MST
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  • Gonna show that pic to Mrs Didge when she wakes. Classic! :D 
      January 19, 2017 11:18 AM MST
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  • 17261
    A way to catch attention in eye level, no? ;-)
      January 19, 2017 12:52 PM MST
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  • 8214
    That you smoked my last cigarette.
      January 19, 2017 4:02 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Negative. I don't smoke, and haven't for ages. No reason to get that bad habit running again. I had my share in life. 
      January 19, 2017 4:28 AM MST
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  • 53509
    B...bu...but, but in your photo . . .
    ~
      January 19, 2017 5:29 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Holding it for someone. Don't they teach you anything these days? I don't smoke! Hmmph.
      January 19, 2017 5:32 AM MST
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  • 53509
    Ewww, your fingers stink, and it's all in your hair.
    I'll just come back later.

    ~
      January 19, 2017 5:53 AM MST
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