That would depend. I may be hard pressed to win the Miss answerMug 2017 title but I'd be competitive in the minor categories.
I'd be a shoo in for Chrome Dome of the Year, and a stand-out for aM's Most Protuberant Ears.
Of course, if my friend Ancient Hippy emigrates from Blurtit before the judging, he will scoop the pool for Ear of the Year. As you see from his photo, below, he looks like a Legion Cab driving down the street with both doors open.
Probably if I cleaned my self up a bit (shave and hair cut) plus get a new pair of Parachute pants and a new tank top for the fashion part of the beauty contest. For that talent part of the contest I'll probably play Iron Man on my new Air guitar. Cheers and happy weekend!