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Benedict Arnold

Have you ever known someone who smiled once and didn't like it? If you pulled a smile out of said person could it be considered torture?

Posted - January 22, 2017
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  • I have a good  friend like that.  Pointless misery  seems to be his only comfort zone.
      January 22, 2017 3:57 PM MST
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  • Was referring someone pretends be grumpy but I have sussed him out :) so excited I got smile from him ....YAY ME :)
      January 22, 2017 4:07 PM MST
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  • Bromide?
      January 22, 2017 4:08 PM MST
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  • No :)  only met him here :) I think he's hilariously grumpy though :)
      January 22, 2017 4:10 PM MST
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  • You'll get on well with him cos you're both jerks ;) I mean that in nice way :)
      January 22, 2017 4:09 PM MST
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  • Who?

      January 22, 2017 4:10 PM MST
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  • You'll figure it out :) he hates cats and tries to wage wars on Canadians and French people..... No French Comments as of yet ... 
      January 22, 2017 4:15 PM MST
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  • Smart man!!!

      January 22, 2017 4:20 PM MST
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  • Whatever :( .... ;)
      January 22, 2017 4:22 PM MST
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  • Oh Canada your home and native land.
      January 22, 2017 4:56 PM MST
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  • uh huh :) Meant only met " bromide " here .... Cat hater I've known for while. Sometimes I don't say stuff correct way.... You know you wanna Canada ... Whatever that means :) 
      January 22, 2017 4:59 PM MST
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  • Didn't the Trudeau administration just change the official version recently?
      January 22, 2017 5:04 PM MST
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  • don't mess with or insult Justin please ;)
      January 22, 2017 5:13 PM MST
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  • I wasn't insulting Trudeau.  I was asking in all seriousness and just out of curiosity.
    Changed  "sons command" right?
      January 22, 2017 5:59 PM MST
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  • Non , I work at parliament and no change " sons command" get off wiki ;) 
      January 22, 2017 6:07 PM MST
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  • 211
    I usually just torture him with cat pics and stories. I actually got a "LOL" out of him. That had to have been torture!
    Can you see the pain? This post was edited by Happy2BeHere2 at January 22, 2017 5:54 PM MST
      January 22, 2017 3:58 PM MST
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  • I got a smile out of him few  minutes ago!!! /) * ahem* I mean .... That's cool .... Whateves ;) 
      January 22, 2017 4:04 PM MST
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  • 211
    My iPad keeps jamming on this site.  The slow page loading is one thing, but the freezing makes me have to shut down and reboot.  Grrrrrr.....  Happy is frustrated....  >:0
      January 22, 2017 4:08 PM MST
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  • Okay .....But just don't leave me please :) you're my internet family and I need you here! Where is hippy Too ? :) 
      January 22, 2017 4:26 PM MST
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  • 211
    I think all the political questions turned Hippy off.  He really misses you and Rooster, so he may yet show up.
      January 22, 2017 4:32 PM MST
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  • I miss alots of you :) I was closest to you and hippy cos we were on in evenings .....i really wish he would try again :) it's better now .... Tell him please :) I'm not all go there cos pushed to many people come here :( I miss him so much 
      January 22, 2017 4:37 PM MST
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  • 211
    I'll toss him a message now.  :)
      January 22, 2017 4:38 PM MST
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  • Thank you :) 
      January 22, 2017 4:42 PM MST
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  • 211
    Done!  Here's some of it.  "Jaimie says hello. She really misses screwing around here, but she crash landed into answerMug with her usual panache. She's making me beg you to try aM, coz she said so! Pomme head... :)
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    Okay. So when she asks, I did her bidding. Don't pretend I didn't ! That chick's scary."

    How's that?
      January 22, 2017 5:03 PM MST
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