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Benedict Arnold

Have you ever known someone who smiled once and didn't like it? If you pulled a smile out of said person could it be considered torture?

Posted - January 22, 2017
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  • Love it :) thank you , happy :) I know he's stubborn as .... But I'd be happy if he gave it another shot ..... Cos I said so :) 
      January 22, 2017 5:34 PM MST
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  • He looks as though he has haemorrhoids. (He's English so you have to spell it like that.) Or perhaps he just put his foot in the kitty litter.
      January 22, 2017 4:55 PM MST
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  • 211
    Crikey, Brits can't spell.
      January 22, 2017 5:09 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I think you're only one can say " he looks like has hemeroids " I'm brave but not that much .... Peace out sucka :p  
      January 22, 2017 5:41 PM MST
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  • Actually I was paying him a compliment. Haemorrhoids are for haristocrats. Peasants only get piles. 
      January 22, 2017 5:51 PM MST
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  • I'm gonna fake I understood what you just said :) .....carry on then ;p 
      January 22, 2017 5:53 PM MST
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  • 211
    LOL!!  I get ya!
      January 22, 2017 5:57 PM MST
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  • HAPPY! You can't get anyone else but me :/ cos I said so ;) BAD! :)
      January 22, 2017 5:59 PM MST
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  • 2465
    Well....possibly. But I can't say with absolute certainty they EVER smiled......EXCEPT for the times when THEY were the torturer, of course. 
      January 22, 2017 4:02 PM MST
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  • Sometimes being the torturer is fun , aye? :)
      January 22, 2017 4:06 PM MST
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  • 2465
    Pleads the Fifth, so as not to incriminate myself. 

    :)


    This post was edited by ProblemCh1ld at January 22, 2017 4:24 PM MST
      January 22, 2017 4:20 PM MST
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  • Fair enough :) take the 5! :)
      January 22, 2017 4:27 PM MST
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  • 7792
    That would be me, but YOU!!! make me do it all the damn time.
      January 22, 2017 4:11 PM MST
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  • Ahhhhh Zack :)thank you :)  I cardiac muscle you !!!! :) but you know that yeah :)
      January 22, 2017 4:24 PM MST
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  • Yes, the guy I contract to, I got a half smile out of him recently... I said "be carefu, you're face may crack.
      January 22, 2017 4:43 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I may steal that line from you in future ;) love it 
      January 22, 2017 4:45 PM MST
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  • By all means, it's yours... I can't help but feel it made you smile, so that alone made my comment worthwhile. 
      January 23, 2017 3:11 AM MST
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  • 3191
    I recall meeting a customer I waited on every morning between 7:00 and 7:30 AM every morning in a bar on a Saturday night.  She stared at me for the longest time before realizing who I was.  Once she did, she said, "You are soooo different..."  Well, DUH...context is everything, I am still sleepwalking at 7-7:30 AM.  :)
      January 22, 2017 4:52 PM MST
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  • It's all in the 'context' twist it at your will ;)
      January 22, 2017 5:01 PM MST
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  • 1713
    One time some lady tried to get a smile out of me by tickling me and I just scowled even more. Keep your hands to yourself, lady!
      January 22, 2017 7:32 PM MST
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  • 22891
    its possible, it depends on the person
      January 22, 2017 8:34 PM MST
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  • I work with a guy, that if you crack a funny, he focuses on anything you may mispronounce, rather than the funny. He has no sense of humor at all & never smiles, so rather than get annoyed with him, I simply point at him & burst into hysterical laughter, he thinks I'm deranged... he may be right!!!     
      January 23, 2017 3:23 AM MST
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