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Kittigate

What kind of snake was The Donald in his previous life? Or was he an insect?

Posted - January 24, 2017
Tag : You knew he was a snake when you picked him up

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  •   January 24, 2017 6:19 AM MST
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  • 13395
    A bedbug.
      January 24, 2017 6:21 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Insect, my best guess. I dunno why.
      January 24, 2017 6:19 AM MST
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  • 13395
    If he was a biting insect where do you think he would bite you?
      January 24, 2017 6:23 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oomph, I'd not let him come anywhere near. I'm bald and smooth that place. No room for him to survive.
      January 24, 2017 6:25 AM MST
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  • 1713
    Hey! Don't insult snakes and insects like that!
      January 24, 2017 6:49 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Oops!
      January 24, 2017 7:07 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Donald is devolving.   He was Hitler.   I think his next incarnation will sink to the animal level.

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      January 24, 2017 8:23 AM MST
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  • 676
    No insect, he´s always been a turd. Reincarnation after reincarnation.
      January 24, 2017 9:34 AM MST
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  • 13395
    I guess his supporters musta been all pretty constipated to vote for a turd. This post was edited by Kittigate at January 24, 2017 11:23 AM MST
      January 24, 2017 9:45 AM MST
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  • 3463
    I would say an Anaconda, he sucks the life out of you till there is nothing left.
      January 24, 2017 10:08 AM MST
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  • 3375
    I  respect nature, so I can't say any could possibly be Donald.

    But this flannel moth caterpillar certainly resembles him.




      January 24, 2017 10:28 AM MST
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  • 1713
    So that's what that thing on his head is!
      January 24, 2017 11:25 AM MST
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  • 3375
    Yes!  Donald is exploiting nature!
      January 24, 2017 12:39 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Lol. Good one. :-)
      January 24, 2017 12:46 PM MST
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  • 1615
    Boa Constrictor
      January 24, 2017 1:43 PM MST
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