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Where have all the lost socks gone?

Posted - January 24, 2017

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  •   January 24, 2017 6:56 PM MST
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  • 211
    Ha!  That explains it!  Very sensical.
      January 24, 2017 7:01 PM MST
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  • scientifical -_- please use correct word so I don't have an episode. 
      January 24, 2017 7:02 PM MST
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  • 211
    Hey!  If you want me to call it scientifical, post a link to the study!
    (You're not going to believe this.  I've typed "scientifical" so often, my iPad pops it up like a real word. )
      January 24, 2017 7:06 PM MST
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  • Lol :) so many my friends tell at me for that ....  online and offline friends :) I'm training all the smartphones of the world to talk "ninja " ;)
      January 24, 2017 7:08 PM MST
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  • They transmogrify into wire coathangers and turn up in your wardrobe. 
      January 24, 2017 7:04 PM MST
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  • 211
      January 24, 2017 7:09 PM MST
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  • 2500
    Yeah, that makes sense. Probably a tear in the space/time continuum. 

    It's cohesive with the "theory" I was sharing with one of my kids earlier today for the reason to always work on electronic hardware like computers on a padded surface such as a piece of carpet or even a terrycloth towel. My "theory" is that when you drop small screws onto such padding that they stop and become easy to find. But if they fall on a hard, flat surface they bounce of the workspace and fall through one of those little tears. The net result is that you can never find that screw again because it's not there anymore. You end up on one screw short when re-assembling the device. Of course when it comes out the other side of that tear it lands in someone else's workspace and that person ends up with an extra screw, the origin of which, and ultimately where it's supposed to go upon re-assembly, is a total mystery so that person ends up with an extra screw.

    Hey, that could be what's happening to all those missing and extra screws. Could also be what's happening to all those socks too. This post was edited by Salt and Red Pepper at January 24, 2017 8:17 PM MST
      January 24, 2017 7:18 PM MST
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  • 211
    Brilliant!  You need to publish that theory in a scientifical journal.  :D
      January 24, 2017 7:26 PM MST
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  • 7939
    I always wind up with extra screws. Thank you for solving the mystery.
      January 24, 2017 7:34 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Rogerland.  
      January 24, 2017 7:40 PM MST
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  • 211
    I just googled Rogerland to see if it's a real place.  There's one in Vermont.  Were you thinking somewhere more creative?
      January 24, 2017 7:50 PM MST
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  • 3191
    It's the name we used for where all the screws we dropped that disappeared in perfectly empty, newly constructed basements when we installed HVAC ended up.  It dovetails harmoniously with Salt's theory above.  :)
      January 24, 2017 7:55 PM MST
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  • 211
    It does!  I think you two are on to something.  ;)
      January 24, 2017 7:57 PM MST
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  • 508
    i didn't do it, i swear!! :O
      January 24, 2017 8:17 PM MST
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  • 211
    Yeah.  You're never guilty!  ;)
      January 24, 2017 8:58 PM MST
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  • 6988
    I have all my socks, lost some screws, but I have too many large forks.
      January 24, 2017 9:46 PM MST
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  • 211
    I have a screw loose.  Hope I don't lose it.  ;)
      January 25, 2017 11:34 AM MST
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  • 373
    A fox comes and takes all of them.
      January 25, 2017 3:18 PM MST
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  • 211
    Sly little devils.
      January 25, 2017 5:07 PM MST
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  • 46117
    They were stolen by the sock gnomes who are the distant cousins of the underpants gnomes.  

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5sxLapAts This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 25, 2017 5:09 PM MST
      January 25, 2017 5:08 PM MST
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  • 211
    Nice bit of obscure knowledge.  Even JK Rowling missed that one.  ;)
      January 25, 2017 5:10 PM MST
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  • 22891
    if you have a pet maybe they took it
      January 26, 2017 1:45 PM MST
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  • 6988
    My socks would never fit my cat! 
      January 26, 2017 1:51 PM MST
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