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What's your mileage?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - January 26, 2017

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  • Put it this way, if you tried to use me for a trade in the dealer would laugh at yuou. 
      January 26, 2017 3:40 PM MST
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  • 17261
    No way would I try to trade in my guardian angel, no way!
      January 26, 2017 3:46 PM MST
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  • I'm not sure what you're question means :) but I work will a lot of men and Monday I heard them say something about woman called her " road ( sp) hard and put away wet" lol :) that saying was funny to me. I know may be sexist but struck me as funny :) I have little mileage compared to that chica. Although  tend to keep going back down same road....well now I'm not laughing ... Grumpy again. RAAAAR 
      January 26, 2017 3:56 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hey Grumpy, drop that same old road... follow me...



    Link: https://youtu.be/iPUmE-tne5U
      January 26, 2017 4:03 PM MST
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  • Lol :) okay :) 


    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Ahn0h18kU
      January 26, 2017 4:11 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 26, 2017 4:18 PM MST
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  • Yessssss! :) 


    https://youtu.be/uExGwvNvHYE
      January 26, 2017 4:30 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 26, 2017 4:37 PM MST
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  • Love your knowledge of music :) guessing you haven't heard this one cos most people have not .... Someone gave me this song long time ago...  I'm passing it to you now  . Thanks listen to me vent and share with me . You're cool as' Cos I said so :)
     

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9OV5Sdv_VRI


      January 26, 2017 4:46 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Amazing. I'm so glad you shared it with me. Absolutely loved it, still having goosebumps. With this one in mind I'll be heading for my beauty sleep. Yes, it's needed. 
      January 26, 2017 4:56 PM MST
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  • I knew you would like it :) I'm happy you got hear it .... I've not shared it before  cos mine!!!  it's ours now :) I'll share with you :) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 26, 2017 6:11 PM MST
      January 26, 2017 5:05 PM MST
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  • 17261
    <3
      January 26, 2017 5:09 PM MST
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  • 82
    My mileage is starting to add up but I still have a lot of miles left on me. I haven't had any major overhauls yet, just some minor tune ups. 
      January 26, 2017 3:58 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Then everything should be fine. Good. :-)
      January 26, 2017 4:04 PM MST
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  • 82
    Yep! So far.  :)
      January 26, 2017 4:07 PM MST
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  • 22891
    i dont drive
      January 26, 2017 4:52 PM MST
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  • 17261
    You don't have too. :-)
      January 27, 2017 12:13 AM MST
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  • 11015
    I don't know and don't care; my odometer is broken.
      January 26, 2017 6:08 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Who needs them anyway, eh? 

      January 27, 2017 12:45 AM MST
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  • Lot's of miles but some left to go!
      January 26, 2017 6:13 PM MST
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  • You'd better have! ;)
      January 26, 2017 6:21 PM MST
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  • A couple, I reckon.
      January 26, 2017 6:21 PM MST
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  • 17261
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 27, 2017 5:59 AM MST
      January 27, 2017 12:22 AM MST
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  • 19937
    Still a few good miles left on this old chassis. :)
      January 26, 2017 8:11 PM MST
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