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What would be a good name for a male motive restaurant?


Noticing the proliferation of "Breastaurants" like Hooters, Twin Peaks, Mugs N Jugs, and Show Me's (all real restaurants btw), I wondered if people would go to a place called Bag O' Nuts, or, Dong In Donuts?

What would be other good names for male oriented restaurants?

Posted - January 27, 2017

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  • You could name it after an English pub... the Cock and Fiddle ..... Hard Wood ... an endless last of possibilities
      January 27, 2017 11:04 PM MST
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  • That's funny. 
    I cant even come up with a.witty response to that.
    Good one!
      January 27, 2017 11:55 PM MST
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  • :)
      January 28, 2017 12:38 AM MST
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  • That's my local. They do a fabulous sausage roll. )
      January 28, 2017 4:38 AM MST
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  • Lol... Too funny in this context :)
      January 28, 2017 6:20 AM MST
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  • Hence the name.  )
      January 28, 2017 10:41 AM MST
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  • Mugs 'N' Jugs sounds awesome
      January 27, 2017 11:06 PM MST
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  • though there is problem with the word Jugs i wonder what you would be serving with jugs haha

      January 27, 2017 11:09 PM MST
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  • I don't know, im sure im missing something here, I suppose. But I don't get the whole lightly dressed waitress thing.
    I mean, I understand that they could be pretty girls but, what's the premise? That I have license to look blatantly at girls breasts and make lascivious remarks where if I do it somewhere else is wrong?
    I wouldn't do that anyway, so these girls walking around being extra friendly and giggly and half dressed are more annoying than anything else to me.
    Im sure im missing something here?
      January 28, 2017 12:08 AM MST
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  • yes, u can ask customer to  leave a feed back and that is the only thing to know what people exactly want. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 28, 2017 12:49 AM MST
      January 28, 2017 12:47 AM MST
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  • How about Peckers on Parade or Heckle and Schmeckle? 
      January 27, 2017 11:23 PM MST
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  • The first one is actually pretty good no? I mean, it sounds like Hooters. It does have a ring to it.
    I wonder tho. If the uniform for the.young ladies at Hooters are designed to accentuate, you know, the Hooters area, what would the uniform at Peckers be like?
      January 27, 2017 11:59 PM MST
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  • In 1961 a guy named John Profumo was the British Minister for War. He gave a party in his flat (apartment) one night and things were a little bit, well, 1960s. There was booze and drugs and girls in droves. Perhaps the only things in short supply were clothes.

    One guest said at the enquiry that when she arrived at the flat she was welcomed by Mr Profumo who wore nothing but a ribbon. 

    Now, if we can work out where he was wearing the ribbon I'm sure we'll be able to come up with a uniform for Peckers on Parade

    I suppose Heckle and Schmeckle leaves something to be desired. A play on Heckle and Jeckle it loses because a schmeckle is, I understand, a rather small pecker. It just wouldn't have drawing power. 
      January 28, 2017 12:12 AM MST
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  • Hey, who knows?
    Everybody cheers for the underdog!
    thanks D
      January 28, 2017 12:15 AM MST
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  • 53509
    I can't think of any that don't sound as if they are porn titles or cater exclusively to the gay trade, but here goes:

    Long Schlong Silver's
    Package House
    The Hangout
    The Meat Locker
    Balls and Buns
    Briefs
    Ken's Den
    P. Ness' Place
    By-the-Thigh
    Hang Lo's Chinese Take-Out
    The Shaft and the Head
    Sausages and Sacks
    ~
      January 28, 2017 4:41 AM MST
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  • There's a Chinese take away nearby called the 'Hung Fung'. Take away the 'g' and I think we're on yo something.
      January 28, 2017 4:43 AM MST
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  • The Meat Locker is clever. Just enough to say, Hm.
    That you Randy. Good list.
      January 28, 2017 11:41 AM MST
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  • Why when referencing male parts, it sounds so much worse. I wonder if we have been conditioned to feel that way or if there is actually an intrinsic quality that makes it all more palatable when alluding to women.
      January 28, 2017 11:44 AM MST
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  • I was thinking exactly the same thing.
    I was trawling my mind for pseudonyms for male bits and there are nothing of quantity compared to those pertaining to women. This is very intersting.

    I will look it up. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 28, 2017 9:50 PM MST
      January 28, 2017 1:36 PM MST
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  • With the G missing, wouldn't there be a spot to fill?
      January 28, 2017 6:22 AM MST
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