Good news! You've just been appointed President of the United States. What's your first order of business?

Get some breakfast.

Try and stop the ignorance being spread by the mainstream media.

People need to realize that answermug is the only reliable source of information.

Where to start, where to start ...

Make abortion illegal.
Renegotiate all our trade deals.
Get Congress to pass Kate's law, and secure the border, and enforce immigration laws.
Cut taxes.
Raise taxes on businesses who have 4-6 part time workers who actually just need 1-2 full time workers.
Etc.

Quit!  Why would anyone want to put themselves through that abuse.

And coffee.

No, answerMug failed me. The Muggers didn't tell me about Pokemon. I feel like I have lost 48 hours of my life for not having known this. I could have been catching them all, but nooooo....

With liberty and coffee for all.

Woah. You've got it all planned out.

lol But the people, they want you! ;)

Oh that would be to resign. I should never have a role that puts me close to the big red button. I am like a little kid when it comes to button pushing.

Those people are probably the same ones who want Trump!  LOL!

Secure the border, try to pass legislation regarding term limits, once legislation is passed, end all political office pensions since nobody would be serving more than one four year term in any political office. It would be about serving the people, that is what it is all all about. Public service, what the framers intended it to be. Securing the border and term limits solves a lot of problems.

Just shoot me! 

;-D

Of course. After breakfast I shall start a nuclear war.

Sounds like a plan.

Honorable people?? Good luck.

Hello JA:

End the drug war.  Prohibition never worked, and it doesn't work now.  Read the book, "Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do".

excon

To quit!!  I don't want the job!!

A big pot of espresso.

Take the Trump wall money? Those couple of billion it will cost all of Mexico to build?  I will take that money and build a HUUUUOOOOGGE  prison and put Trump in first followed by Obama, Bush and the rest of the war criminals and their associates.  Trump is the biggest offender of them all.  He is inciting mayhem.  I think he needs to be first in line for the deepest cell imaginable.

Wait a minute . . .

First you say that you have "good" news. Then you say I've been "appointed" President of the United States. Make up your mind, please. It's got to be one of the other, not both

That's only happened one time in the nation's history, someone "appointed" to that office. And it wasn't a direct appointment, more of an person not elected to be President or Vice President ending up in the Oval Office. Gerald Ford held that distinction when he was "selected" to replace Spiro Agnew as VP after Agnew's resignation and then he rose to the Presidency when Nixon later made his exit. (There may have been one other case where someone not elected served for a few hours due to religious holiday observation on the part of the Presidential elect, but that person never actually served except "on paper",

Being all serious you have that now and it's not quite working ...