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Chicken run?

Category: Silly Questions.



Link: https://youtu.be/AEOfT7hUcDs

Posted - January 29, 2017

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  • No.
    It's The Chickening
      January 29, 2017 4:35 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 29, 2017 4:47 PM MST
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  • Choking The Chicken GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 29, 2017 6:10 PM MST
      January 29, 2017 5:10 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Ouch. Chicken run.
      January 29, 2017 5:24 PM MST
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  • I think chicken is happy where he's at.
      January 29, 2017 5:26 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Grrr.
      January 29, 2017 5:31 PM MST
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  • Problem?
      January 29, 2017 5:32 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Bad boy!
      January 29, 2017 5:36 PM MST
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  • Of course chickens run, if they tried to WALK across the road they'd be run down by passing traffic. 

    It wasn't always like that because chickens once had the ability to fly like eagles. The present ground-hugging lot were all bred from a rooster with acrophobia. 
      January 29, 2017 4:58 PM MST
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  • 17261
    That's why. Hmm.
      January 29, 2017 5:25 PM MST
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  • How about a Surfin Bird? Close enough? 
      January 29, 2017 5:21 PM MST
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  • 17261
    What kind of chicken are we talking? Hmmmmm.
      January 29, 2017 5:26 PM MST
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  • A boid! LOL
      January 29, 2017 5:28 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Mhmm.
      January 30, 2017 2:15 PM MST
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  • 5451
    The ones that don't run fast enough become *gasp*   Chicken Nuggets!


      January 29, 2017 6:19 PM MST
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  • 17261
    RUN! Scary lady, scary chicken nuggets. Run...
      January 30, 2017 2:19 PM MST
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