Grrrrrr! That's wrong, ALL wrong! Your entire post is full of errors! I don't even know where to begin, but I'll try: first of all . . . wait, why are you taking off your clothes? Quit it, you know how that distracts me! Now where was I, what was I saying? Oh, yes, the poor grammar you posted. We'll start with the way you . . . YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN, ARENT YOU, YOU'RE UNDRESSING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! Grrrrrrr . . . wow, you look really good, have you been working out? Maybe we can discuss the grammar some other time, come here, you.
Butt youse said i'ts gud when I undresses. Ewe tolded me it maid youse feels lyke a rela man. justin two let youse no: the wynch outterfit youse ordered four me comed in the mail/ todays. sHould i putting it own now oar later% i thinks they riped yous hoff their ain't much too it. :(
SHHHHHH! Not so loud, everyone will hear you! I told you that's supposed to be our little secret. Don't worry, they didn't rip me off, that's all there is to the one-piece outfit.
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Benedict Arnold 