I read this article
https://apnews.com/716f2eefedb346269e87b750c6f4eed3/Someone-bid-$100,000-for-a-Cheeto-that-looks-like-Harambe
If you had the money, would you spend $100K to buy a cheeto that looks like a dead ape? I wouldn't.
I might buy Harambe's taxidermied body if it was available. I think it might look cool in between the bookcase & the fireplace. But, not a cheeto. No. I hate cheetos.
If you had the money, what weird thing would you buy?