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Benedict Arnold

Who's better than new?

Unless your an oldtimer that is.

Posted - February 7, 2017
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  • Old timer or not, I'm gonna claim to be better than new. 

    When I was new I weighed about 7 lbs, couldn't feed myself, couldn't get to the toilet when I needed to go, couldn't walk, or talk, or read, or argue with my betters. I couldn't even sleep all night without somebody having to feed and change me.  All I could really do was gurgle, or cry, or eat. 

    I'm much better than that.
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 8, 2017 2:48 AM MST
      February 7, 2017 11:35 PM MST
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  • 7683
    You grew a tooth too soon Didge;)) This post was edited by Veena.K at February 7, 2017 11:55 PM MST
      February 7, 2017 11:40 PM MST
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  • I was a sadistic little baby, Veena. Mum hated feeding me once that came out. >:-/
      February 7, 2017 11:56 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Oh dear;))
      February 7, 2017 11:57 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Huh what? This post was edited by Veena.K at February 7, 2017 11:41 PM MST
      February 7, 2017 11:40 PM MST
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  • 22891
    someone thats also not new
      February 8, 2017 9:47 AM MST
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  • 17570
    than
      February 8, 2017 12:42 PM MST
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